Masturbation at public library computers happens fairly often. At Multnomah County Library, patrons have also been caught shooting up heroin and having sex with prostitutes in the bathrooms (although not both at once). Just the other day, someone pulled a knife on another person at the Central Library. Central Library has three sheriffs on duty all open hours and they certainly earn their paychecks.

Why would a public library have pornography to begin with? Just curious.