News Apr 5, 2012 at 9:29 am

Good Morning News!

Alex Zielinski
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GOOD MORNING, ALEX!! HOW ARE YOU?!?

WELL, THIS IS A PLEASANT FIRST; THERE'S NO OBVIOUS TYPOS IN TODAY'S NEWS!!! HUZZAH!
Graham on April 5, 2012 at 10:01 AM Report this
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is having a Sloth and an Otter with it's habitarium too much to ask for a small apartment? God I certainly hope not, I already ordered the water/pool passage thingie.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on April 5, 2012 at 12:16 PM Report this
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I don't know Leaky but I would postulate (needless big word) that it is Otterly absurd to suggest such an endeavor .
on April 5, 2012 at 3:03 PM Report this
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In Britain "bathroom" rhymes with "sloth room" and I think that shows you the solution, Leaky. Give the animals that room and just use coffee cans and washcloths to stay empty, clean and fresh in the kitchen.
Todd Mecklem on April 5, 2012 at 3:24 PM Report this

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