If you have to write this many words to explain what you didn't say, you're at fault.

@1: If you don't have the patience to read nuanced mea culpas such as above, you're at fault.

Fundamentalist Christianity (the branch that treats the Bible as the literal and irrefutable word of god) *is* bullshit, insofar as it adheres to a text that is massively self-contradictory and full of of demonstrable fallacy. Your smart Christian friend doth protest too much, Dan.