News May 12, 2012 at 10:00 am

Good Morning, News!

Denis C. Theriault
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My enemies are welcome to send comely young lasses after me. As long as I don't eat anything I should be OK.
Todd Mecklem on May 12, 2012 at 12:01 PM Report this
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and i thought that Florida was a "stand your ground" state.
on May 12, 2012 at 12:19 PM Report this
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Am off my carbohydrates and saltines diet so if lassie comes around she can stay at my place. I don't promise, erm, are we talking about the same thing Todd?

(PS: Bring light soda)
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on May 12, 2012 at 1:43 PM Report this
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I'll bet the Florida woman wishes she had just shot her husband. She would probably have been better off.
ujfoyt on May 12, 2012 at 2:12 PM Report this

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