OMG Guys! Let's Move To Detroit And Start A Coffee Shop With Our Friends!


Attractive white people to the rescue!
I'm sure the plan is to spend god's money on some prime real estate in one of the many nice communities surrounding Detroit... a 20 minute bus ride from the slum would be close enough, and no one back homes needs to know the difference. Otherwise, I hope their visions have prepared them for armed robbery.
Isn't this what young white hipsters have been moving to Portland to do for years? Different God, maybe, but the result is jjust as annoying.