OMG Guys! Let's Move To Detroit And Start A Coffee Shop With Our Friends!

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Attractive white people to the rescue!
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I'm sure the plan is to spend god's money on some prime real estate in one of the many nice communities surrounding Detroit... a 20 minute bus ride from the slum would be close enough, and no one back homes needs to know the difference. Otherwise, I hope their visions have prepared them for armed robbery.
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Isn't this what young white hipsters have been moving to Portland to do for years? Different God, maybe, but the result is jjust as annoying.