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In response to that first news item, the Baby President started crying, later crapping his pants.
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ALEX, ANOTHER TYPO! IN YOUR TURKEY STORY, IT SHOULD HAVE READ "FOWLED AGAIN."
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ALSO, THE KENNEDY FAMILY HAS EXTENDED ITS REIGN AS LONGEST-RUNNING GRIEF SPELL AFTER MARY KENNEDY WAS FOUND DEAD OF APPARENT SUICIDE.
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Don't get hit by a bus Alex!