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GOOD MORNING, DENIS!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?

I THINK THE 'RAPPER' KRISPY KREME MIGHT RUN INTO PROBLEMS WITH COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, ALSO... HIS HAIRCUT IS STUPID.
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GOOD MORNING, GRAHAM. I SPY AN ERROR IN YOUR COMMENT.
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"The Pakistani doctor said to have helped the U.S. in the capture of Osama bin Laden is given 33 years in prison for "treason." And surprise! The doctor was not allowed to defend himself."



This story is thoroughly flawed from the beginning b/c it is predicated on the LIE /myth that bin Laden was actually killed just last year.
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@3 PLEASE TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED OR DIDN'T HAPPEN TO OBL AND IF YOU THINK OBL HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH 9/11 OR IF 9/11 REALLY EVER HAPPENED.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO LINKS THANK YOU
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@CC: IF I MAY, THERE IS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT THAT BELIEVES OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED YEARS AND YEARS AGO. THAT HE HAS BEEN USED AS A BOOGEYMAN BY THE POWERS-THAT-BE TO CREATE FEAR AND INFLUENCE PUBLIC OPINION IN SUPPORT OF THE VARIOUS MILITARY ACTIONS. CLIFTON BROOKS UP THERE SEEMS TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SCHOOL OF THOUGHT, BUT LIKE ALL "GOOD" CONSPIRACY THEORIES, IT CONVIENTLY RELIES ON CLAIMING THAT ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY IS JUST MORE PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY.

@JONESER: I VIEW ALL EMPLOYEES OF THE MERCURY AS INTER-CHANGEABLE COGS IN THE GREAT MACHINE OF MORNING-LULZ-NEWS.
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@3 AND I DID NOT EAT A SUBWAY SANDWICH YESTERDAY AS PREVIOUSLY ASSUMED! IT WAS A COBB SALAD! WITH HONEY MUSTARD DRESSING!!!
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Yeah, when even Bieber dropping his pants onstage recently didn't get a rise out of you, I knew it was over.

http://music.yahoo.com/photos/wango-tango-…
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OSAMA BIN LADEN WORKS AT THE DICK'S SPORTING GOODS IN GRESHAM. Y'ALL ARE SHEEPLE.
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I REGARD THE LOGICAL FACULTIES OF THE ANY-ANTI-US GOVT-CONSPIRACY-MUST-BE-TRUE FOLKS AS ON PAR WITH THE I'M-STILL-A-VIRGIN-IF-I-ONLY-DO-ANAL FOLKS.

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@CC: SODOMY DOESN'T COUNT AS SEX; THAT'S SCIENCTIFIC FACT.
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Riiiight, so that whole SEAL mission (years in the making) and the crashed helicopter were all a giant deflection! I don't know whats worse, nimrods that start internet rumors, or those that believe them. For one thing, we all know that
1) Bin Laden is a KJ at a club in NW. I mean, seriously, beard ,glasses, kinda an a-hole....fits right in!
2) ufo's and Dulce Aliens caused 9/11. Just accept it
3) Bush was involved with the Kennedy murder and subsequent cover up (this one is sadly true and rather easy to prove)
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@CC, PLEASE KEEP POSTING SHIT LIKE THIS. YOU KILL ME... WITH HILARITY.