Food and Drink May 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm

This Is Why We're Fat

Marjorie Skinner
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1
Correction! One and a half remain.

Urp.
on May 25, 2012 at 4:22 PM Report this
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"The Original: A Dinerant"
What is a "dinerant"? Is it something like Thunderant? I'm really asking.

Their slogan: "Mod-Americana cuisine served with a dose of style and sophistication."

Gross.
geyser on May 25, 2012 at 4:25 PM Report this
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Yeah. I read about this on a Facebook earlier. This is worse than the competitive eating episode of Bones.
Fruit Cup on May 25, 2012 at 4:38 PM Report this
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I have seen/met several of your staffers and none of them are fat. No worries, just adjust a little today if anyones concerned. I don't eat donuts, but I agree with your art director, free burgers are great! Why no picture of a burger? You vex me so Marjorie!
on May 25, 2012 at 5:17 PM Report this
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I have to be honest though a donut slider sounds like a disgusting combination
on May 25, 2012 at 5:18 PM Report this
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This is so stupid, the Mercury gushed about Voodoo Donuts with the exact same concept.

Oh yeah, I forgot, Voodoo Donut cannot do any wrong despite offering a fully mediocre product that people willingly spend upwards of an hour on line to get.
on May 25, 2012 at 5:50 PM Report this
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@6- Why shouldn't people wait an hour? THEY ARE COVERED IN FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS! Suburbanite catnip.
Barf! on May 25, 2012 at 7:35 PM Report this
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Did one of the donuts have a boom box playing porn music and filming the mayo-facials?
on May 25, 2012 at 10:32 PM Report this
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If they only had bacon on or in them.....
ujfoyt on May 26, 2012 at 12:01 AM Report this

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