Ah, I get it. So apparently the whole ironic thing has been pushed so far that we're now relegated to TELLING PEOPLE we're being serious before ironically being non-serious. Get it? Cause like, you THOUGHT I was going to be serious, but then I wasn't! HA HA! Portland's 16th minute of fame.
Also, graduation ceremonies at Reed happened two weeks ago. Derisive Reed comments are on summer vacation.