Crime Jun 14, 2012 at 9:44 am

Have You Seen this Incredibly Stereotypical Sketchy Guy?

Sarah Mirk
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1
Out of curiosity, does the police report say anything about the back of his van being filled with copies of this week's Mercury?
Zed on June 14, 2012 at 9:48 AM Report this
2
I'm pretty sure that's J. Streckert. I ALWAYS SUSPECTED HIM.
Commenty Colin on June 14, 2012 at 9:49 AM Report this
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Is it physically possible for your neck to be wider than your head, if you're not Henry Rollins?
Todd Mecklem on June 14, 2012 at 10:12 AM Report this
4
Check the set of Game of Thrones
on June 14, 2012 at 10:31 AM Report this
5
He looks like Portland.
Bobby Roberts on June 14, 2012 at 11:36 AM Mercury Staff
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"Bigger nose with a crooked tip" and "brown greasy-scraggly hair," you say? That's two of my must-haves right there!
Ron on June 14, 2012 at 11:52 AM Report this
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looks like the granola type
on June 14, 2012 at 1:12 PM Report this
8
looks like a retarded alec baldwin.
Chester Copperpot on June 14, 2012 at 2:16 PM Report this
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@8 YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE DANIEL BALDWIN.
Drunk & Write on June 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM Report this
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ISN'T THAT EZRA?
Graham on June 14, 2012 at 4:42 PM Report this
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I might have seen him...was he also wearing skinny jeans?
Spindles on June 14, 2012 at 10:53 PM Report this
12
Was he eating Denali chocolate syrup???
on June 18, 2012 at 4:54 PM Report this
13
Holy sh*t, it's Wolverine!!!
Sandi Luttrell on September 13, 2012 at 4:54 PM Report this

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