News Jun 16, 2012 at 8:44 am

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Denis C. Theriault
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I went to Whole Foods and, wouldn't you know it? All out of fried hencods’ roes.
Todd Mecklem on June 16, 2012 at 10:28 AM Report this
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I'M SICK OF THE FUCKING MERCURY NOT ACKNOWLEDGING ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORY. WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS PLANET IF IT WEREN'T FOR OUR INTERGALACTIC FOREFATHERS
on June 16, 2012 at 12:51 PM Report this
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"A circus-family scion didn't die in front of a live television audience"

I read this as "a Family Circus scion," which made for a way better mental image, particularly the trail of dashes had Jeffy fallen.
Commenty Colin on June 16, 2012 at 1:12 PM Report this
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kick all the illegal men out and keep their women here! sorry, that's the viking in me speaking
on June 16, 2012 at 4:10 PM Report this
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@2, you had forefathers? I just had the one. No wonder I feel slighted.
on June 17, 2012 at 1:45 PM Report this

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