THAT'S FUNNY.....SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS COVERING THE SIGNATURE-GATHERING DEADLINE FOR INITIATIVE PETITIONS TO MAKE THE FALL BALLOT.

Nixon! Nixon! How long must we wait?

I'm related to Zachary Taylor! Some say I inherited his rugged and rough and ready and rom looks.

I like dollar coins! The Feds killed the dollar coin program, though! (Here: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/12/14/…)

Martin Van Buren had great hair! I gave myself Martin Van Buren sideburns, once! It was fun! People were all like "Hey, you look like Wolverine!" and then I said "Wolverine is CANADIAN, you ahistorical yahoos!" Many historians believe that James Buchanan was Gay! "Old Rough and Ready" kinda sounds dirty! John Quincy Adams believed that serving in the house of representatives was more important than the presidency! He had a stroke in what used to be the House of Representatives chamber and is now a Congressional statuary hall!

History!

Who the FUCK is Zachary Taylor? Isn't he the drummer for the Foo Fighters? Or Hanson? Jefferson Airplane? FUCK! Oh. Never mind.