24 Hour Church of Elvis is closed. I mean, that kiosk doesn't really count.

As curator/janitor of The Faux Museum I want to say thank you for writing about us. However if Joe thinks that the great woolly ant is not real then I suggest sticking his hand near woolly's mouth or tusks. If you want to keep abreast of The Faux try our website or facebook.com/thefauxmuseum . And thank you again for visiting us. Twenty years ago when we were located in the New Market Theatre building Tres (X-Ray Cafe) & Stevie (24HCE) were around then too and you still couldn't get into the 24 Church of Elvis unless she happened to be around.

And by the way, not to be too pedantic but the woolly ant is from the Quaternary Period which is at its earliest only 2.5 million years ago, where as the term Paleozoic refers to life approximately 250 to 550 million years ago. Woolly is a little touchy about his age. Thank you.