Why Doesn't Portland Have a Vibrator Cart?

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portland doesn't have a vibrator cart because everyone already has one -- the schools here issue them as part of the p.e. program -- this is why the art programs are so underfunded.
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Mustardbation. There. I said it. And I'd say it again.
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THIS IS AN AWFUL IDEA, THAT'S WHY.
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BECAUSE NO ONE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO STAND ON THE SIDEWALK BUYING SEX TOYS.

THIS IS A CLEVER MARKETING GIMMICK FOR A WELL-ESTABLISHED BRAND LIKE TROJAN TO GET HIP, YOUNG PEOPLE-ORIENTED BLOGS MENTIONING THEIR BRAND. NOTHING MORE. THEY WILL NOT ACTUALLY SELL VIBRATORS OUT OF HOT DOG CARTS WITH ANY SUCCESS.
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WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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I guess some folks (#Drunk & Write), get pretty excited about vibrators, whether sold or free. Me? I just think of them as another tool in the box.
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so marketing gimmicks are "Portland" now????

oh wait.
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What's all the buzz about here? Ohhhhhhhhhh.....