Drunk Aug 8, 2012 at 4:54 pm

Today in Very Important Neil Diamond News

Ned Lannamann
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"Ladies and gentlemen; there's something wrong with this gui-tahhh! It only plays lo-oove songs! And ladies and gentlemen, there's something *else* wrong with this guitahhh! It only plays if You sing along..."

(paraphrase)
on August 8, 2012 at 5:47 PM Report this
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Ummm, did I just see a rocket turn into the light between his thighs?
Lewcifer on August 8, 2012 at 6:52 PM Report this
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I want to be one of the "tree people".
eric cantona on August 9, 2012 at 8:14 AM Report this

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