Barrel-Aged Fernet at Whey Bar: Thank You, God

Comments

1
Where does one obtain a barrel of Fernet? I would like to have this for home consumption.
2
Thanks heavens - another fancy bar where the trust fund hipsters can blow their parents cash so I can have my normal bars back.

Have at, hipsters!
3
For those who read that as "Barrel-Aged Ferret," I'm with you.