Food and Drink Aug 16, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Frozen Treats: The Definitive Blogtown Poll

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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You forgot CHIPWHICH!
Chris Freeman on August 16, 2012 at 1:12 PM Report this
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CHOCO TACOS ARE A TYPE OF SANDWICH.
Graham on August 16, 2012 at 1:15 PM Report this
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A TACO IS NOT A SANDWICH. TO CALL IT SO DESTROYS ANY USEFUL DEFINITION OF THE WORD.
Ben Coleman on August 16, 2012 at 1:34 PM Report this
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As a vegan, I have fond memories of Chocotacos and only begrudgingly eat Tofutti Cuties.
theterminizer on August 16, 2012 at 1:42 PM Report this
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@BEN: I FIND YOUR LINGUISTIC ETYMOLOGICAL COLONIALISM SAD AND DISPIRITING. http://www.rachellaudan.com/2008/11/is-a-t…
Graham on August 16, 2012 at 1:45 PM Report this
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Three things:

1. A DQ Blizzard isn't like a slurpee or Icee. Blizzards are soft serve shakes. Maybe the Sonic slush/creamslush?

2. Only tools that are still fixated on their childhood pick Otter pops. They're not good.

3. Tofutti Cuties are surprisingly good. Went Creamsicle, but I actually want a Ruby Jewel ice cream sandwich right now.
Aestro on August 16, 2012 at 1:47 PM Report this
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I'm usually a big slut for dairy, but on days like this, fruit bars are where it's at.
on August 16, 2012 at 1:47 PM Report this
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ALSO! WHAT THE FUCK, STEVE? YOU DISQUALIFY MILK SHAKES AND THEN INCLUDE DAIRY QUEEN BLIZZARDS? THIS WHOLE POST IS A SHAM AND YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED.
Graham on August 16, 2012 at 1:49 PM Report this
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Those lavender Ruby Jewels are the bee's knees.

Bumping knucks with whoever else voted for Bomb Pops, because, DUH.
cat & beard on August 16, 2012 at 1:52 PM Report this
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DRUMSTICK
Commenty Colin on August 16, 2012 at 1:54 PM Report this
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I am pleased that as of this moment nobody has voted for the pure hate that is chocolate covered frozen bananas.
vicar on August 16, 2012 at 2:06 PM Report this
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Look at all the idiots who didn't vote for the Chocotaco.
arenit on August 16, 2012 at 2:38 PM Report this
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There is a big flaw in this pole, since many people have been lead to believe that a "fudge bar" is the same as a "Fudgsicle", causing them to rate the produce as inferior. (This is the same trouble with "Kleenex" and tissues.)
Fudge Bar = garbage
Fudgsicle > then every thing else on this list.
MonkeyBeat on August 16, 2012 at 2:39 PM Report this
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Also Drumstick & Nutty Buddy are not the same.
Nutty Buddy < Drumstick

Plus the filled Drumsticks are amazing.
MonkeyBeat on August 16, 2012 at 2:42 PM Report this
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I fucking love Otter Pops and you should too.
Joe Streckert on August 16, 2012 at 3:48 PM Report this
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I'm having a bonfire in my backyard tonight and everyone's invited. We're going to burn those goddamn wooden spoons that come with malts and OH GOD I HAVEN'T EATEN ONE OF THOSE IN 20 YEARS AND I CAN STILL FEEL IT SCRATCHING MY TONGUE AHHHHHH
theterminizer on August 16, 2012 at 4:24 PM Report this
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Drumsticks, for sure. Commenty Colin and like 11 other people know what's up.
ROM on August 16, 2012 at 4:45 PM Report this
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Dreamsicle or GTFO!
Lewcifer on August 16, 2012 at 6:10 PM Report this
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Otter Pops. Otter Pops forever.
Erik Henriksen on August 16, 2012 at 7:43 PM Mercury Staff
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I just freeze some Eagle Brand in a spoon. Of course the spoon sticks to the roof of my mouth...but it's a tradition.
Todd Mecklem on August 16, 2012 at 7:54 PM Report this

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