This would be a funny gaffe if it wasn't totally the worst thing ever.

I have a gigantic sad sigh & disapproving head shake for Akin... But I am definitely going to work "lady duck labyrinthine vagina" into a conversation today.

I'm sorry, "legitimate rape" is so stupid I can't help but crack up every time I read it. The possibilities are endless...

Although "vaginal offramp" is also good.

I would like to apologize on behalf of all non-Akin Todds (except Todd Palin, who probably thinks Akin is a genius).

Thanks for clearing this up. So I guess this means that the term "go ducks" does not mean what I thought it did...