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What is dead may never die. The Count shall rise again.
2
The "Mercury syphilis" teaser links to the Romney data-mining story.
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Ack! I'll fix the syphilis link. It's from the Daily Mail!
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Pretty shitty about Lance Armstrong (link is kinda borked for that, by the way). I'm not getting an "innocent until proven guilty" vibe from that story.
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Damn, I was hoping his name really was "Mr. Mercury."
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Seriously, is anybody still surprised that Lance Armstrong was a drug cheat? Everyone in the Tour De France was ten years ago. Of course, the media over here are still portraying him as a besieged innocent hero, whereas if he was from anywhere else in the world he would be condemned as a cheat and a fraud...
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@Stu - He's never tested positive for anything in his life.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/cycling/sto…
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@Reymont: Neither had the Chinese swimmer at the Olympics.

The only difference is, there's actually people who have said they saw Armstrong taking steroids.