Movies & TV Sep 5, 2012 at 9:59 am

CONDEMN or ALLOW: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Erik Henriksen
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Might've worked better if they could've found an actress.

Maybe Antonio Banderas is available to star in a big-budget epic, TORQUEMADA: GRAND INQUISITOR! (I had to rack my brain to come up with that title.)
Todd Mecklem on September 5, 2012 at 10:21 AM Report this
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"Rack my brain". I see what you did there, Todd.
ujfoyt on September 5, 2012 at 5:12 PM Report this

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