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1
did you buy some new pants on EBAY???
2
YEAH, CAN WE TALK ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS YOU BOUGHT OFF OF EBAY?
3
You realize that if she sent this at 10:17 AM Eastern she was almost certainly in bed with her laptop, wearing lingerie and sipping a tequila sunrise, maybe even spilling a few drops on her luxuriantly soft
4
I'd like to spill a few drops on her luxuriantly soft
5
Beyonce only asked me for $8. Beyonce thinks I'm small-time. And now I'm going to put my head in the oven.
6
Beyonce asked me for $12. On the spectrum, it appears I am somewhere between Humpy and Joneser. I can think of worse places to be I guess :)
7
Don't worry! I will PROUDLY display my awesome MC Hammer... whatever it is... as soon as it arrives!
8
I would tell you what Beyonce thinks of your post, but I don't want to wake her.

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