"jobs for the middle class" without any reference to the poor (the former implying "lower class"); Portland Timbers and RCTID; +1 on "at the table" and "stakeholders"; also, "moving forward" ("forward" by itself is OK)
Make it really interesting and ban the phrase "these tough economic times." I want someone to have to describe what's going on using their brain muscle.
I second the extremely well thought out idea of using electric shock to underscore the seriousness of the ban.
"AT THE TABLE"
"STAKEHOLDERS"
THAT STUPID JOKE THAT SMITH SAYS ABOUT "BEING ONLY PARTIALLY FULL OF SHIT". I'M NOT SURE WHAT VERBAL TICS HALES HAS, BUT BAN THEM WHATEVER THEY ARE.
EVERY TIME A CANDIDATE SAYS ONE OF THE BAD WORDS, SHOCK THEM IN THE GENITALS WITH AN ELECTRIC PROD.
I second the extremely well thought out idea of using electric shock to underscore the seriousness of the ban.
On the other side of the coin I'd be happy to hear mention of the word "VISION", something that has been sorely lacking in this lackluster race.
"Fluoride lobby"
"Big Fluoride"
"Youtube expert"
"Portland Teeth"
"benevolently irrational"
Any juxtapositional statement about the CRC that frames the other candidate's position on the project.