"The Fellowship of the Ring" is not a novel. I'm surprised at you, Erik.

"The Lord Of The Rings is often erroneously called a trilogy, when it is in fact a single novel, consisting of six books plus appendices, published for convenience in three volumes..."

http://thelandofshadow.com/mordorgate/dark…

TODD, YOU FELL INTO A NERD TRAP. BEST YOU LEAVE RIGHT AWAY.

How can he leave if he's trapped?

I foresee us being able to read The Hobbit faster than we can watch it.

Don't worry, Graham, nerd traps are like vaginas to me. The pleasure of entering one is totally worth the humiliation that almost invariably follows.