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The Battle of Hoth is basically the War on Terror:

America is the Dark Side, Hoth is Afghanistan, and the Rebels are the Pashtun. The difference is that Anakin Skywalker was Abdulrahman al-Aulaqi, and the Empire actually striked his ass with a predator drone while he was 16 and still on Tatooine, before he could knock out the Death Star. Now the Empire has complete control of the Galactic Senate and Galaxy through fear, through the Dark Side.

For more information, look up Derek Jensen and Star Wars.