ONLY PAUL CONSTANT COULD TAKE A HEADLINE CONTAINING "BARELY LEGAL TEENS" AND MAKE A POST THIS BORING OUT OF IT.

"barely legal teen" (i.e., legal) = apparently a no-no.

"almost legal teen" (definitely illegal) = just fine?

"nowhere near legal teen" (waaay illegal) = just as fine??

What about "middle school gang bang"? Is that filtered? Where's the master list? Who authored it?

What about what will be the best porn (and title) of all-time, that i'm producing for a fall release, called 'Steve hand-Jobs'? Are you telling me that i should use my Yahoo! account and/or borrow someone's Dell when marketing it?

I'd like to suggest that we all agree to call the period of time between now and December 31, 2019 "The Barely Legal Teens".