Good Morning, News!

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1
Forget John McAfee, we need to get Dennis Rodman to move to Portland so we'll be safe from North Korean attack. OH, DENNIS! WE HAVE DOUGHNUTS!
2
If Bill Hicks go through this whole bit without mentioning the size difference between the US and the UK, he'll lose me from what should have been a great point.

Yup, he did.