You seriously linked to a reddit post where people are just saying nasty, conflicting unfounded things about her, calling her a bitch and a cunt? Is this to make up for getting scooped on this shitty piece of news by the willamette week? This is one of the most classless things I've seen a "newspaper" do. You should seriously be ashamed.
I would also like to know what brand of eyeliner can withstand a night like that. Mine barely survives an average day at my desk. She may be a bitch but she's a bitch with eyeliner skills.
Hey investigative journalism Merc, inquiring minds want to know: How much does an arrest and prosecution of this or any individual cost verses calling Chiers or asking friends to take the person home? Police division, let's be efficient with scarce dollars. And Merc you can do better than Rupert.
Reddit account of the night's events posted by JizzPoweredSteamboat. Seems like an accurate impartial source of information to me, maybe you guys can get a followup from Reddit user ShitCoveredTractor.
Reddit is not inherently evil, you guys. It's just a forum where assholes and nice people can both post whatever they want. It counts as just as much of an eyewitness statement as any eyewitness statement -- which means, yeah, take things with a grain of salt.
Either way, she got arrested, which probably meant that she WAS being an asshole when police found her, and that's about all that matters to me.
Okay, so Mrs. Cat & Beard knows a thing or two about cosmetics. She made an educated guess and says it's Maybelline Eye Studio gel eyeliner. Or that product would be capable of standing up to that treatment.
Come on. If you drink, you know that you've had at least ONE crazy night. The only difference is you're untalented, and nobody cares about you. The time that I was on top of my car with my tits out screaming could have been broadcast on the internet, but it wasn't. Also, WE GET IT SHE'S FAT.
Those eyebrows make her look like a Mexican teenager. And that rules. More women should shave off their eyebrows only to draw them back in. That's a good look. Totally.
If you're a queer activist you can get away with a lot more in this town. Usually when I'm stealing from stores I mention on my way out that I'm a queer activist.
Entertainment Weekly picked up on the "queer activist" thing too, though they said "LGBT." What does that have to do with anything? Are you trying to implicate lesbianism in being obnoxiously drunk? Been to Old Town on a weekend lately?
Either way, she got arrested, which probably meant that she WAS being an asshole when police found her, and that's about all that matters to me.
Damn, Beth. Damn.
Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Queer Cub Dude
(Is it possible that too much attention has already been given to this story?)
Espescially all tore up. Who'd thunk?