$5100 a month? I might be able to afford it for a day. With a Groupon.

Alex, you're being awfully judge-y this week. First you don't like gun nuts, now you don't like johns. What's next? Publicly shaming date rapists? Why can't we all just get along?

I just did my taxes, and I'm not so sure that a tax free Candy Dad is a bad idea Alex. I would consider writing gift receiver on my resume, maybe.
(but someone go first)

Uh, do the assclowns that came up with this amazing piece of original research even KNOW where Portland is? Based on the map, I'd say "no."