Movies & TV Apr 11, 2013 at 12:13 pm

They Are Remaking Point Break and Everything Is Terrible

Erik Henriksen
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TO EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THIS PROJECT: "FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. I HOPE THAT YOU GET ASS-CANCER".
Graham on April 11, 2013 at 12:24 PM Report this
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That *is* terrible, they didn't even consider setting it in the world of competitive Hacky Sack?
Todd Mecklem on April 11, 2013 at 12:34 PM Report this
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EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.
Drunk & Write on April 11, 2013 at 12:48 PM Report this
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ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN DECENT WOULD BE TO MAKE THEM WOMEN AND MAKE IT ROLLER DERBY.
Drunk & Write on April 11, 2013 at 12:49 PM Report this
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Time to murder the universe.
on April 11, 2013 at 12:58 PM Report this
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1991. 22 years ago. TWENTY-TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO.

We are crones and codgers.
human in training on April 11, 2013 at 1:38 PM Report this
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Old news. The Point Break remake was released in 2001 with Vin Diesel, and they've done about five more of those Point Break franchise movies since then.
Mike Tyson on April 11, 2013 at 4:46 PM Report this
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EH, you realize that this is your fault right? You and all the other deeply respected, world-renowned Point Break experts are why this is happening.
onePound on April 11, 2013 at 6:54 PM Report this
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I always thought the first Fast and Furious was a blatant Point Break ripoff
Barf! on April 12, 2013 at 11:14 AM Report this
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(No one forces any of you to watch shitty remakes/ sequels, acknowledge their existence, or allow their existence to somehow tarnish the original film.)











(i am simply saying as much)
Commenty Colin on April 12, 2013 at 3:16 PM Report this

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