Sex Apr 17, 2013 at 2:58 pm

PSA: You Can Buy Condoms on Amazon

Alex Falcone
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I buy my condoms on Amazon. You can get a 100 pack of prophylactic for like $10. It's so much cheaper. Now if Amazon was willing to sell me someone willing to use them with me. Oh, internet.....
Graham on April 17, 2013 at 3:16 PM Report this
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@ Graham: Isn't buying condoms by the hundred kind of a lot of pressure? What if you fall into a rut and it takes you like 5 years to burn through those? That's a lot of drawer space set aside for hope.

If I was a dude I'd buy them one at a time so I'd constantly have to be like, "ugh, condom shopping AGAIN!" and people would think I was getting laid like crazy.
on April 17, 2013 at 4:23 PM Report this
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@Joneser: You're right, it is a lot of condoms. And it is a bit embarrassing to just have this GIANT container full of rubbers. But, ya know... it's better to have more than you need than not enough.
Graham on April 17, 2013 at 4:40 PM Report this
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@Joneser: I'm pretty sure you can still do that if you're a lady.
Melogna on April 17, 2013 at 8:31 PM Report this
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That's why instead of buying lots of condoms, I just buy one huge condom. Lasts forever.
Drunk & Write on April 17, 2013 at 8:47 PM Report this
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Thanks for the plug!
Rusty! on April 17, 2013 at 8:57 PM Report this
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It's a lot more cost-effective and space-saving to just find one condom you really like, then store it in a barber's comb jar full of Mountain Dew between uses.
Commenty Colin on April 18, 2013 at 9:14 AM Report this
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I like the ribbed ones, except I turn them inside out. HAH!!!
ujfoyt on April 18, 2013 at 3:17 PM Report this

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