News Apr 19, 2013 at 12:15 pm

Cops Catch "Hammer Pants Bandit": A Win for Them, an Enormous Loss for Us

Dirk VanderHart
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I'm tired of these bozos, when is the "Pre-Code Musicals Cigarette Girl Bandit" gonna get her ass in gear?
Todd Mecklem on April 19, 2013 at 12:26 PM Report this
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He was too legit to quit...his life of crime.
Deezus on April 19, 2013 at 1:10 PM Report this
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Better the Hammer Pants Bandit than the Pumps In a Bump Banana Hammock Thong Bandit, I suppose.
TSW on April 19, 2013 at 1:48 PM Report this
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"Demonize hipsterdom"? You mean normal people who aren't into to posers who act douchey? Go figure. Anthony Bourdain hates hipsters and that is good enough for me fella. Oh, and I vote for the Where's Waldo bandit, but PPB will screw it up and call him Hipster Bandit II. Silly Police men
on April 19, 2013 at 2:07 PM Report this
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WHAT ABOUT THE HAMMERHEAD BANDIT? HE'S LIKE A SHARK WITH ARMS AND LEGS AND HE WEARS A HAWAIIAN SHIRT AND GOES AROU--OH,MAN, I'VE GOT SOME COMICS TO GO WRITE.
Drunk & Write on April 19, 2013 at 2:23 PM Report this
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TSW that might be the best(and only) "Pumps and a Bump"-related Hammer joke this year--anywhere in the entire world...

So you win the internet.
Deezus on April 19, 2013 at 2:58 PM Report this
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THANK YOU DEEZUS! I HAVE NEVER WON INTERNET B4! IT FEELS WARM N' SQUISHY!
TSW on April 19, 2013 at 7:22 PM Report this

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