Placentas and Saliva: Monday in the Oregon Legislature

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WHAT'S IT SAY ABOUT TAKING HOME OTHER PEOPLES' PLACENTA? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
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And it's complete bullshit that, even here in Portland, in 2013(!), I still can't take a walk down Hawthorne and get me a placenta burger (w/kale and Daiya) and a pint of strawberry-flavored human milk to wash it down. Fucking bullshit, man.

(I bet preemie placentas are especially good, though maybe a bit chewier...they'll surely be well worth the extra $7 or $8 'Momma's Meat & Teat' will charge when they finally open up shop...)
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I'll be flabbergasted if this doesn't set off a tidal wave of haute-cuisine, placenta localvore (meet the mother!) pop-up restaurants in the inner-SE industrial area.
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Graham^ Thank you for making me laugh with that meet the mother line.
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Placentapenade.
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This is the grossest thing I heard of since human milk cheese.
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Many cultures also have ritual sodomy of pubescent boys as a coming of age ritual. Just sayin'.
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APPLE CIDER VINEGAR--WITH THE MOTHER!
KOMBUCHA--WITH THE MOTHER!
PLACENTA...YOU GET THE IDEA.
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Is there a Vegan option?