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1
I LOVE that this implies a research science environment where DTF-factor is quantified.

"The hardest of the hard sciences."
2
"If she's reading Skymall, she may be more interested in sterling silver doghouses with a built-in waterfall and her pet's monogram on the roof. Chance she's DTF: 4 to 1."
3
Ugh, that website is repulsive.
4
If she's reading a book, good for her and leave her alone. Chance you're a juicebox: 1 to 1.
5
"If she's reading Sam Lipsyte, she likes reading about heroin and characters almost exclusively named 'Gary.' Chance she's DTF: 1 in 3. 1 in 2 if your name is Gary."
6
What is the chance she's DTF if she's reading the Mercury?
7
"If she's still reading the Mercury after the last couple weeks, chances are 1/1 she's DTF*."

* (Down to Fluoridate)
8
I appreciate the binary proposition established between desire to hookup and interest in the outcome of a book. Thank you, science.

Totally unrelated: I'm starting a ladies-only book club. Here's our first selection:
http://goo.gl/PT1Sl

One reviewer said: "I got half-way through the second page."

See you soon, ladies!
9
Whoa -- I see they bought some prime ad space from you guys, too, right next to the Blogtown banner -- "Girls who love to travel"...(and other things! -- wink, wink!)

What Graham said above is an understatement. "Attractive travelers" and "Generous travelers"??!! Subtle. No way is that code for "mobile de facto prostitutes" and "vacationing johns", i'm sure.
10
If she's reading Pale Blue Dot, she's probably terrified by her own mortality and feeling completely vulnerable and alone in the context of the cosmos. Chances she's DTF: 1 to infinite.
11
Sometimes I feel very sorry for straight people.
12
If she's reading a cookbook I suppose she wants her salad tossed.

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