Ain't Going Out Like That: Ice Cream Edition

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I think I speak for the City of Portland when I say, "FUCK YOU, BEN AND JERRYS. FUCK YOU IN THE NOSTRILS."

Graham on June 6, 2013 at 1:27 PM

Wouldn't blackberries be more Portlandy than blueberries?

albert on June 6, 2013 at 1:47 PM

THIS IS GOING TO GET A LITTLE TECHNICAL, SO IF YOU JUST MOVED HERE FROM THE MIDWEST, TRY TO KEEP UP:

MARIONBERRIES, MARSHALL STRAWBERRIES, FILBERTS OR GTFO.

Drunk & Write on June 6, 2013 at 2:00 PM

They should have one flavor with fluoride in it and one without. That's how we should have voted on that.

cat & beard on June 6, 2013 at 2:44 PM

A few "Once on the lips, forever on the hipster" Portlandish Ben & Jerry's flavors:

Grimm Cracker Crunch

Looberry Muffin

Fluoride-is-poisonberry

PBR&J Sandwich

Todd Mecklem on June 6, 2013 at 3:26 PM

Wait, I thought Caramel is moving to LA.

albert on June 6, 2013 at 4:40 PM