A beautiful smile and a 'come hither' look = not that exciting. Cleavage = meh. Intelligence and charm = overrated. Legs = Zzzzz. Soft skin and warm, welcoming breath = not interested. Arms around each other while sharing a genuine laugh = no fun. Dimples of Venus = booorrrring.
However, seeing and feeling a mother and daughter's warm shit and piss hurtling down onto my face as i'm doing a backfloat in a fetid pool of the most ungodly soup o' excreta imaginable = SEXY & EROTIC. BONER CITY.
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And, @ ujfoyt: That's exactly what they did, actually.
A beautiful smile and a 'come hither' look = not that exciting. Cleavage = meh. Intelligence and charm = overrated. Legs = Zzzzz. Soft skin and warm, welcoming breath = not interested. Arms around each other while sharing a genuine laugh = no fun. Dimples of Venus = booorrrring.
However, seeing and feeling a mother and daughter's warm shit and piss hurtling down onto my face as i'm doing a backfloat in a fetid pool of the most ungodly soup o' excreta imaginable = SEXY & EROTIC. BONER CITY.
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And, @ ujfoyt: That's exactly what they did, actually.