I thought this was supposed to wrap up with coffee enemas all around?

I'm pretty sure this was a ploy to try and move some of that $9 per bottle juice. You could buy your own juicer for the cost of a 3 day cleanse. You got it for free. Who can actually afford that juice...and do they read the Mercury?

These juice cleanse posts are awesome. It would've been one thing to just write a post making fun of people who do cleanses. But these are so earnest and not tongue-in-cheek, they're even more entertaining. I salute you, Blogtown Cleanse Crew.

By the way, I've heard the cleanse works better if you drink the juice out of a tinfoil cup shaped like a hat.