This sketch was great! Conan really shines when he does these improve bits. The show was never better during the writers strike when Conan was simply winging it.

I think that guy is a highly functioning autistic.

All of the Jordan Schlansky bits are gold. This one is the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8W77m-ZTw

I'm wondering how many people glanced through "skeet blankets" with nary a second thought.

Just what are "skeet blankets"? Or do I really want to know?

You probably don't want to know.

Skeet blankets in the fridge, eh?

I don't know, maybe you guys are on to something; I bet a chilled sheet probably feels pretty darn nice, actually. And the cold might even make for easier clean-up.

Reason #7 why i need a small fridge next to my bed.

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