Help This Third Grader Set His Goals

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7. Learn how to simultaneously twerk-Yo-Yo the Thong Song by Sisqo for the winter talent show coming up.

Batman on September 19, 2013 at 11:04 AM

"5. become a nerd"???

So it's official now, right? That word has no meaning anymore.

cat & beard on September 19, 2013 at 11:54 AM

7. learn How to smoke weed at the mall kick Santa in the balls then pop a cap right innim til hes dead as Biggie Smalls

Todd Mecklem on September 19, 2013 at 12:59 PM

7. wait until at least grade 8 to father a child

human in training on September 19, 2013 at 1:32 PM

8. don't take no shit from no man nuh uh

Drunk & Write on September 19, 2013 at 2:27 PM

9. have a summah

cat & beard on September 19, 2013 at 3:20 PM

10. have anotha summah

cat & beard on September 19, 2013 at 3:21 PM

7. ... masturbate despondently

JRRTrollkien on September 19, 2013 at 5:42 PM

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