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I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that deleting Paul Constant from your employee payroll is a really simple, satisfying way to feel better about your life. Seriously, you don't need Paul Constant on the payroll. I know quite a few people who've fired Paul Constant from their publications (or even just removed his byline from stories) and they all say it's made their days better in tiny, significant ways.
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Point 1: Graham, Paul Constant is not reading your crabby-ass comments - he doesn't even work at the Mercury. So you can stop giving yourself an embolism over your hatred of him.

Point 2: I wouldn't be surprised if Facebook is losing users over the sheer influx of clueless aunts and grandmas and parents. The site's lack of control over privacy settings + your aunt commenting on every photo you post with "SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED? ;) ;) :0" = mass exodus to anywhere else on the Internet.
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@Melony: I'm totally aware that Paul works out of Seattle and that the Merc is just reposting his shitty posts because it's essentially free content. But just because I know this doesn't mean I cannot continue to make fun of his crappy posts.

Also, I think those people who are leaving Facebook are joining LinkedIn.
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Even Facebook will eventually lose "friends" due to their worse and worse privacy policies (or lack thereof).
As for deleting the FB app, that action actually revived my phone's speed back to what it was when new. Apparently FB trolling my life by mobile was too much for my not-so-smartypants phone.
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PAUL CONSTANT HAS ZERO FRIENDS
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I don't get the Facebook hating. I love seeing what my friends around the country are up to. I hide annoying people and I'm generally proud of my friends' successes and happy to share my own. I think if you hate Facebook you have boring friends.

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