Comedy Nov 15, 2013 at 2:44 pm

Naming Contests Don't Work And Other Obvious Facts

Alex Falcone
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The Clackamas Creep Bridge
azure on November 15, 2013 at 3:35 PM Report this
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The Autoban Bridge

The Bridge to Serfdom

The Neil Goldschmidt Memorial Bridge
Andy from Beaverton on November 15, 2013 at 7:57 PM Report this
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The name "Thunder" was chosen in honor of that one time there was thunder in Portland.
Aestro on November 16, 2013 at 9:04 AM Report this
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Name it Caesar E Chavez and give the rest of us 39th Ave back.
bridger on November 17, 2013 at 10:06 AM Report this
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@bridger FTW!
Alex Falcone on November 17, 2013 at 10:08 AM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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