We just read this column. I'm not sure how we feel about it.

We're thinking we may have heard these jokes before.

"Go fuck yourselves."

@Joneser, you and your dog are welcome at any party I throw.

My sisters dog is a great visitor. I don't want one of my own. I say we all the time, but theres no
one but my imaginary friend.

Joneser, you should start a blog dedicated to reacting to wedding/marriage stuff that you find on the internet. I'd read it.

I know this post is supposed to be funny, but getting serious for a bit, a partnership along the lines of marriage should turn into a "we" situation. Your partner should be your best friend, your team mate, the person who will have your back; You should always think in terms of "we" statements.

New parents, however, can fuck right off.

@Joneser, "The royal we".

This column sucked. And what's the deal with airline food?

Apparently being compared to Rooney was taken as flattery.