Oh Barbara. It's an interesting concept, this Henny-Youngman-meets-Ms-Magazine thing you've got going, and one of these days you're going to make it work.

Planned Parenthood is a proper name and should be capitalized. Have you ever considered maybe asking an editor to look at what you write before you publish?

This one wasn't bad. OK, there, I said it. (And it's not just the Ecstasy talking.) But please don't keep working your way down the list of former Republican presidential candidates, we really, really want to keep Blogtown a Rick-Perry-free zone.

Next up: Alan Keyes: Don't Be A Sleaze!

...but dick and Huckabee don't rhyme?

Hilarious!

Huckaboner!

Amirite?!?

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Easy target.
And, just to say a naughty word for the hell of it,
CUNT.