They are a constant presence around my house and I have wondered for a long time why these things don't get tipped over. The design looks very top-heavy, and I know back in my drinking days, it would be an irresistible opportunity for mischief. I have nothing against these cars, and I'm a green-living, responsible Portlander, BUT, the teenager in me definitely sees a target for tipping.
Am I mistaking Graham for another poster or did he not support the actions of the occutards and other violent social-justice groups? If I'm not, I bet he wouldn't have a problem with 4x4 tipping (except for the fact the most lefties are skinny pussies and have a hard time tipping anything bigger than a bicycle or a beer).
You two should exchange numbers, bros. You guys could meet up for a couple of brews and compare hat brim ironing techniques. Then you could take a stroll (or whatever the macho equivalent of a stroll is) and flip every dumbass (because they're so stupidly lightweight!) Smart Car you come across (because that would be so "AWESOME"!).
And if any skinny, lefty-seeming pussies have a problem with it, you can call those skinny pussies "skinny pussies" right to their skinny pussy faces! Boo-yah, sons! YOLO, bros!
(H-huh, huh-huh! -- I said "come across"! -- Huh-h-huh, huh-huh!)
Rarely is there a difference between the two.
You two should exchange numbers, bros. You guys could meet up for a couple of brews and compare hat brim ironing techniques. Then you could take a stroll (or whatever the macho equivalent of a stroll is) and flip every dumbass (because they're so stupidly lightweight!) Smart Car you come across (because that would be so "AWESOME"!).
And if any skinny, lefty-seeming pussies have a problem with it, you can call those skinny pussies "skinny pussies" right to their skinny pussy faces! Boo-yah, sons! YOLO, bros!
(H-huh, huh-huh! -- I said "come across"! -- Huh-h-huh, huh-huh!)