?!?!? Apr 21, 2014 at 10:14 am

Magician Can Produce a Zillion Birds, But Fails to Produce World Peace

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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All of the judges look like they've been roofied. Which they'd have to be in order to enjoy this guy acting like he has magic powers. Duh! He doesn't, it's just misdirection and sleight of hand. Come back when you've got real magick powers.
Graham on April 21, 2014 at 10:48 AM Report this
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Waaaaaitaaaasecond... are you saying magic isn't real???

BURN THE UNBELIEVER AT THE STAKE!!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey on April 21, 2014 at 8:22 PM Mercury Staff

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