dirty dishes = dick move; //sets dirty dishes to value of dick move

Ah. I see your confusion. This is actually a chemical equation where the reactants [dirty] (aq) + [dishes] (s) react to produce the products [dick] (s) + [move] (g). The outcome of this reaction depends upon whether K sub c is greater than or equal to Q sub c which according to Le Chatelier's principle depends upon relative concentrations of reactants and other environmental factors such as pressure, temperature, and relative dickishness to determine if the reaction is product favored or reactant favored. At equilibrium small amounts of dirty dishes and dick moves will automatically be created and destroyed but the over-all balance of the system should remain neutral. The idiot that wrote the formula for this equation really needs to work on their notation for it to be more accurate.

Totes D.M.