WHAT THE FUCK DENIS FUCKING THERIEAAAAUUUULLT. WHERE THE COCKSHITS IS YOUR WNE WRITE-UP?!? ANSWER ME! I'M SOOOO ENTITLED TO BRIEF MOMENTS OF ENTERTAINMENT AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR DIGNIGTY!!!
Every time I mention to my girlfriend I'm maybe going to have to participate in a hot dog eating contest, she shudders and won't look at me for a while. Thanks a lot, everyone.
I feel like a roman at the coliseum thumbs downing really wimpy gladiators to their possible death.
Go HotDogs!
2. Country music sounds potentially TOO entertaining. The people-watching alone!