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What do the Portland Trail Blazers and Governor John Kitzhaber have in common?
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The NBA Portland Trail Blazers were doing pretty good, until back in 1992, four players coerced underage girls in Utah for sex. The team management glossed over the incident, spinning the facts, rather than dealing with it in an honest, forthright manner. After that, the Blazers went continually down hill for many long years.
Posted by Denis Envy on 01/15/2015 at 5:51 PM



Ignore the WBC and they will go away.

Every time you put on your stupid rainbow socks and wave a "clever" sign at them, it gives them more reason to keep doing what they're doing. You fools keep falling for it, and they laugh all the way to the bank.
Just.
Don't.
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on 01/15/2015 at 6:07 PM



I'm no prophet. Nor am I psychic. I do happen to get a good hunch, now and then. Let's see if we can make an hypothesis. If God is upset with the NBA Portland Trail Blazers as WBC says, then the Blazers are about to suffer the most tragic misfortune and worse loosing streak in the history of the franchise. Same goes for politicians or anyone else who supported the Equal Marriage canard. You can already see what's happening with Governor John Kitzhaber. The majority of citizens of the State of Oregon might narrowly be spared, as they passed a law against homosexual misuse of the term marriage.
Posted by Denis Envy on 01/15/2015 at 7:53 PM

http://www.portlandmercury.com/IAnonymousBlog/archives/2015/01/15/grudge-match
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Now that's a HOT SPORTZ TAKE!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
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Meyers Leonard’s Bar Mitzvah

Though technically not a Jew, his two last names make him sort of jew-ish.

Give him a shawl and a beanie and he says:

Today I am a man.

I will box out. I will go to the paint before I take the 3 ball. I will set stiff, mean, screens instead of that wimpy matador shit. When I pick, I will roll. When I give, I will go. I will move without the ball.

I will use all six fouls so opponents don’t just respect my defense, they fear it. I will watch film of Maurice Lucas not Rasheed Wallace, because,

Today I am a man.

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