News Feb 13, 2015 at 3:40 pm

The Chairman of the Multnomah County GOP Has a Novel (Dick Joke) Take on Kitzhaber's Travails

Denis C. Theriault
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Everybody's a critic.
on February 13, 2015 at 3:41 PM Report this
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It's funny because it's true.
econoline on February 13, 2015 at 3:48 PM Report this
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Jerry Lewis stands on the beach, in the surf, wearing a thousand dollar suit with galoshes, having a serious talk with his son, about comedy.

Funny Bones (1995)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2EFhsha2ag
on February 13, 2015 at 4:07 PM Report this
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Republicans are classy people.
Todd Mecklem on February 13, 2015 at 4:09 PM Report this
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That guy's a huge asshole, but he's not wrong in this case.
wowza! on February 13, 2015 at 4:09 PM Report this
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Except no one's accusing her of being crazy. They're accusing her of something other than that. That's why he sounds like a dipshit.
on February 13, 2015 at 4:18 PM Report this
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So tacky and unnecessary, but so true.
jriley on February 13, 2015 at 4:19 PM Report this
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The Ph.D's not afraid to head straight for the crotch.
JEB on February 13, 2015 at 5:50 PM Report this
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I'd do her.
i'mrightyourwrong on February 13, 2015 at 6:22 PM Report this
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Let the record show that Eric Fruits, Ph.D., Portland State University professor and Chairman of the Multnomah County Republican Party, has now deleted his tweet "What's that saying, "Don't stick your ___ in crazy?" Yeah, looks like @GovKitz broke that rule."
Todd Mecklem on February 13, 2015 at 10:13 PM Report this
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Great joke, but I've got a better one: "Chairman of the Multnomah County Republican Party."
Euphonius on February 14, 2015 at 10:57 AM Report this
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Eric Fruits, Douchebag of Philosophy.
ElGordo on February 14, 2015 at 10:57 AM Report this

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