Holy cock-n-balls, that's awesome! (BTW, I'm still looking for seed money to open "Meckdonald's" restaurants in Paraguay, Equatorial Guinea, and North Korea.)
I've lived here off and on since 2002 and I have never been to voodoo dog-nuts and I'm never going. Doughnuts suck, long lines of people suck, and I heard they have a pretentious and dickish attitude that sucks. Trey Shannon (I think?) can shove a bacon maple heart attack bar up his ass for all I care.
There is no need to go there. There was a time when there wasn't a big-ass line, and it was a fine place to go if you happened by and wanted a doughnut. There is no justification for putting up with whatever it is now.
What ticks me off is that now I can't find an easy place to pop in and get just a plain unassuming donut downtown in the morning. Somehow donuts have become rare. I blame you health nuts.
I went to see Tres Gone at the NE Sandy shop a few months ago. I really enjoyed watching the people in line to buy donuts respond to a bunch of weird old guys playing the kind of improv music.
Just wanted to share my feels.
What ticks me off is that now I can't find an easy place to pop in and get just a plain unassuming donut downtown in the morning. Somehow donuts have become rare. I blame you health nuts.