Bag Wars

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Must be New Seasons...
I can't stand their cashiers. SHAME ON YOU if you go having forgotten your shopping bag...you'll get a lecture or at the very least a passive-aggressive scoff if you ask for a small paper bag.
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Try saying this:

No this bag will not last 5000 years I plan on burning it in your back yard tonight when you get home.
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That sounds like a really cool use of old plastic bags that would otherwise end up in a landfill! Bravo!
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Tell them their stench will also linger on this earth for as long. ZING.

This sounds more like a food co-op than New Seasons. Want cheering up? Read a food co-op's comment board--not only a source of humor, but comfort knowing you don't have to handle such self-righteous complaints at your job.